The results are in, yes readers we have a winner – announced this morning on The Lazer 103.3 FM Morning Moose Show, the following photo is Miss April Showers!!!
I do have to say that when I saw this photo I was pretty amazed at how sexy the photographer caught the moment and knew that Lynds had some pretty tough competition. But…
being both a Media Arts and Business Marketing and Advertising Graduate, I’ve been taught to analyze, well, everything. And seconds after “wow she’s effin hot” popped into my mind, I quickly thought “Mountain Dew or Turtle Wax commercial”. We’ve never seen an ugly girl in one of these, have we?
Ugly, there’s the key word. I have no idea if she is, but when a female decides not to show her face it’s usually due to having a big nose, bad acne, no teeth or just plain ugly syndrome. So, I can honestly say if Lynds wasn’t in the contest, I would not have voted for Kristine. And looking closer, I noticed it seems that her ear is on her neck (Not her head?). And only one nipple is enjoying the chilly water (Wait is there another nipple? another breast?).
Now I’m sure that if her head wasn’t turned and her face was in the photo, she is more than likely a beautiful girl with all body parts in the right places.
Congratulations Miss April showers!!!
I guess I could have had Lynds submit the famous Bikini shot below for a better chance of winning…
or the super sexy milky white shot that accompanies my poem, milky white…
And of course I do admit that a girls body is extremely important to me regarding physical attraction, but a beautiful face is required as well. And when you’re as beautiful as my Lynds, with legs that never quit, a smooth sexy tummy, great tits, a perfect little round ass, an amazing smile and incredibly sexy long red hair, you’re very at ease submitting a full body shot.
Neither one of us thought she would lose to a contest photo without a face – I guess most guys don’t care what a girls face might look like?
I’m sorry you didn’t win baby. You ARE the classiest, sexiest, most beautiful girl in the world and you’ll always be my Miss April Showers!!!
Thank you Morning Moose!!! For another very cool contest, for more very hot girls, and for an always kick ass morning show!!! If you ever want help with your blog, hit me up through Dose Productions!
Tags: Lazer 103.3 FM, photography, sex
